Back at the only good conference on Earth, Ross and three dozen other people learn the BEST KEPT SECRET IN THE UNITED STATES! They’re just giving it out to whoever wants to know! And it’s about aliens that two children saw in the 1940s and then tried to remember as old men! Then, Carrie, lured by the allure of questionable doctors around the world, attends a talk by one “Dr. Q,” who has an ancient manuscript bearing YOUR future. There’s only one catch: it’s on a palm leaf in India.