Carrie Meets Swaha Ron: Immortality Edition

Carrie goes to a basement meeting for folks who want to learn about immortality from a licensed therapist. Swaha Ron Holman, the creator of Anu Alchemy Ormus (a purportedly magical elixir) delivers secret knowledge about the “immortal siddhas that come and go with a physical body, materializing and de-materializing their physical form.” Ya really had to be there.


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Ross and Carrie Are Baseball Magnets (Ormus Edition)

Ross and Carrie spend their hard-earned money on three potions from a local alchemist named Swaha Ron. They test two potent “serums,” and Anu Alchemy’s flagship product, Ormus. Will they energetically create a Faraday cage and block EMF radiation? Will the “Do No-Thing” Serum do nothing? Will their skin tighten, and their parrots become surprisingly fertile? Most importantly, will they become a magnet for baseballs?! Only Ross and Carrie have the misplaced enthusiasm to test these claims. And they know just the 90 degree day to do it.

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