Ross and Carrie Get Some Exorcise: Teenage Exorcist Edition

ohnorossandcarrie_ep28.jpeg

Feeling rejected? Depressed? Been the victim of abuse? Well, you just may have a demon. Join Ross and Carrie as they meet Bob Larson and his team of teenage exorcists. They will shout, hit you with their Bibles and fix all your problems.

And don't forget to "like" us on facebook to see the pictures!

You can subscribe on iTunes!

You can add our RSS feed!

Ross and Carrie Touch Themselves: Breast and Penis Enlargement Edition

ohnorossandcarrie_ep27.jpg

EXTEND YOUR PODCAST ENJOYMENT GUARANTEED! Try this episode RISK-FREE and you will experience pleasure heretofore unknown in parts of your inner ear you didn't even know existed. This all-natural blend of boob pumps, breast enlargement creams, titty soap, stiffy stretchers, penis pills, and patented formula Ejacublow will bring you the results YOU desire in less than one hour. Feel confident! Meet the new you! Join Ross and Carrie as they attempt to enlarge their naughty bits!

And don't forget to "like" us on facebook to see the pictures!

You can subscribe on iTunes!

You can add our RSS feed!

Ross and Carrie Make Babies: The Pro-Life Pregnancy Clinic Investigation

ohnorossandcarrie_ep26.jpg

The parents are unwed, they have very little money saved, they subsist entirely on handouts from supporters, and the child's destined to be a controversial figure. Would you abort this baby? YOU JUST ABORTED THE PRO-LIFE CLINIC INVESTIGATION EPISODE OF "OH NO, ROSS AND CARRIE"! In this episode, Carrie and Ross pop into an anti-abortion counseling clinic, pretend Carrie is knocked up, ask questions about fetal pain, and cry. Plus, Carrie is forced to read the Sinner's Prayer. If you want more from an episode than this, we don't even know what to do with you.

And don't forget to "like" us on facebook to see the pictures!

You can subscribe on iTunes!

You can add our RSS feed!

Ross and Carrie Engage in Cupping: Our Skin Runneth Over

ohnorossandcarrie_ep25.jpg

You know those days when you want to get all your back fat sucked into several small cups with FIRE, and then leave the cups there to bruise? You know, to ease your Chi stagnation? In this episode, Ross and Carrie do just that. Your (nearly) fearless hosts visit two different cupping practitioners, complain about their neck pain, and try out the ancient practice of getting hickeys all over your back. It's all here in episode 25.

And don't forget to "like" us on facebook to see the pictures!

You can subscribe on iTunes!

You can add our RSS feed!

Ross and Carrie Ask Astrologers: What's Your Sign?

ohnorossandcarrie_ep24.jpg

This month, Leo and Cancer align to investigate the ancient practice of astrology and learn the function of a conjunction. Ross and Carrie have their star charts read, and then Carrie visits an astrologer to the stars while Ross looks for love in all the wrong places.

And don't forget to "like" us on facebook to see the pictures!

You can subscribe on iTunes!

You can add our RSS feed!