Ross and Carrie Get Saged: Reiking in the Dough Edition?

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Carrie and Ross pay $120 each to talk to a hot older woman about how great they are, have her vaguely wave her hands over them, and send them on their merry way. Sounds like just a good evening? Well, it's actually the Reiki practitioner's solution to migraines and back pain! Join us as we learn which wild animals represent the spirits of North, South, East and West, have our feet blessed, and try not to giggle as a rattle is used to ward off evil. (Spoiler: Carrie fails at that last thing.) 

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Ross and Carrie Break Up: The Sedona and Bigfoot Edition

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In this episode, Ross and Carrie part ways to see who can take the more unusual vacation. Carrie travels to Sedona, Arizona, the heart of extraordinary claims, to see if it really contains four special energy 'vortexes' to send her into an emotional tizzy and bring her in contact with her masculine side. Will she be overcome with the euphoric power of spinning energy? And meanwhile, how does Ross fare at the Bigfoot Discovery Museum? Does he spot the Sasquatch? Find out in episode 29!

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Ross and Carrie Touch Themselves: Breast and Penis Enlargement Edition

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EXTEND YOUR PODCAST ENJOYMENT GUARANTEED! Try this episode RISK-FREE and you will experience pleasure heretofore unknown in parts of your inner ear you didn't even know existed. This all-natural blend of boob pumps, breast enlargement creams, titty soap, stiffy stretchers, penis pills, and patented formula Ejacublow will bring you the results YOU desire in less than one hour. Feel confident! Meet the new you! Join Ross and Carrie as they attempt to enlarge their naughty bits!

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Ross and Carrie Make Babies: The Pro-Life Pregnancy Clinic Investigation

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The parents are unwed, they have very little money saved, they subsist entirely on handouts from supporters, and the child's destined to be a controversial figure. Would you abort this baby? YOU JUST ABORTED THE PRO-LIFE CLINIC INVESTIGATION EPISODE OF "OH NO, ROSS AND CARRIE"! In this episode, Carrie and Ross pop into an anti-abortion counseling clinic, pretend Carrie is knocked up, ask questions about fetal pain, and cry. Plus, Carrie is forced to read the Sinner's Prayer. If you want more from an episode than this, we don't even know what to do with you.

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